JurassicPork:
"I'm Chet Huntley, and God, am I baked." |
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"By the final season, it was obvious that The Dating Game was scraping the bottom of the barrel..." |
WEIRD_1:
"can I wear pants?"
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"Bubba, this ain't a real buffalo spoor. This is what we in the business call 'Fool's shit'." |
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...and here we see the gestation of the rare Prince Font Salamander... |
eraserhead:
A young Ron Jeremy practices for the big leagues. |
Jurassicpork:
Thor Hayerdall goes to the store for a pint of milk... |
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After being hatched, the lonely Zantac begins its instinctive migration toward the churning surf of stomach acid... |
JurassicPork:
Unless they're from ancient Greece, in which case Pericles appears. |
JurassicPork:
William Paley's original logo for CBS in 1953, for some reason, alienated many viewers... |
JurassicPork:
This is your brain on helium… any questions? |
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.oO Funny, last night there were forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall now there are just forty-seven... Oo. |
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The ADD Sports Channel, now on Comcast... |
JurassicPork:
The Microsoft Story! |
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Charles Kuralt's famous expose about the shameful labor practices of florists... |
JurassicPork:
It started as any other day for Vic Morrow... |
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It was then that Pope John XXIII decided to hire a new Papal photographer... |
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.oO "This is Don in wardrobe. You grabbed Linda Hunt's bikini by accident." Oo. |
