wd40:
This is where the rookie might lose a finger if he's not careful. (Is this irony, a training film about showing training films?)
BlueOnBlack:
It's reported that in this palace the 101st found Saddam's "Sex in the City" tapes.
amycamus:
"Come on. We're wasting our time. There's no way he's gonna dangle that baby over the railing a SECOND time."
amycamus:
Meanwhile, in a deep dank basement of the Dear Abby letter responders sweatshop...
Hinermad:
“Now, now - did you bring enough bubble gum for ALL the people going to the concentration camp?”
Psychomorph:
God grabs an errant ICBM....and just in time.
gleeb:
If you want to see your numbers again, leave $50 in a hollow tree at...
gleeb:
Shooting on Alfred Hitchcock's latest film halted today when Hume Cronyn led performers on a wildcat strike...
DarkOracle:
The new seating at Fenway Park is Fabulous!
gleeb:
Peter Lorre, gym coach: "Chasing small children is much better exercise than lying in wait..."
UnReality:
"This reminds me of my favorite author." "Your favorite--?" "Balzac."
gleeb:
And now, "Thalidomide Boy, Junior Executive"!
looseygooseyman:
"You think you've got it bad in here? Do you have any idea how much I had to pay in taxes on my villa in France this year?"
jeffmiester:
"Quick!!!!! Call Dr. Scholl!!!!!!!!"
saint_marie:
“Well, boss. I know your wife left you, you're about to lose your house, and your dog just got run over by a truck, so I thought you'd like a new gun for Xmas."
keyz88:
The "Caption This" rev 2.0 website now has the functionality to physically send notes directly to the actors on the sci-fi syndicated episodes.
Beckett:
“We’ve secretly replaced John Ashcroft’s brain with a wad of gum… let’s watch!”
gleeb:
During the day, the lighthouse keeper provided hourly reports on the state of his penis.
