Inventing Situations, July-August 2003.




JurassicPork:
"I'm sorry. I was just listening to the file cabinet. Go on."


gleeb:
“Gee, Maisie, I thought it'd be more fun to play with a cock...”


Hinermad:
Who cares about Mary? what I want to know is WHO THE HECK'S


Hinermad:
Who cares about Mary? what I want to know is WHO THE HECK'S BEEN SCREWING AROUND WITH THE MARGINS IN MY WORD PROCESSOR?


UnReality:
"That's right. Miss Marple and I were lesbian lovers. Deal with it."

amycamus:
Thank god this isn't a National Geographic article.


144:
Here's come old Hank. He's been liquored up & ready to milk the cows. But, he's walking up to a bull. Let's watch the fun.


144:
“Why, it's like looking at a mirror!”

ReadyToKill:
What the - hey, whatever jingles your spurs, man.


Hinermad:
It's time to play "Wheel of Wampum!" And here are your hosts, Pat Sacejaweia and Vanna Whitewoman!


evetsggod:
STOP! hammertime!


MrAtomik::
“Samantha! Endora must be horny or something, she keeps zapping off all my clothes!”


JurassicPork:
"Uh, could you call me later? My disciples are in the middle of committing suicide right now but I'll be available after 6."


JurassicPork:
"C'mon, I didn't mean to get all those people wet and break those windows! I was only following orders from the Koolaid people! Agh! ATTICA!!"


beckett:
"With this hole in my pocket, I could sit in this meeting for days!


JurassicPork:
Now, one indication that this was not directed by Woody Allen is that the cameraman would be on the other side of the swingset.


gleeb:
Cap'n Crunch tryouts.


UnReality:
But the other planets...man, they can be so cruel.

gleeb:
Sure it is. Tell that to the Chinese, the Czechs, the Poles, the French...


gleeb:
"You can all just f-f-f-f-ade away!"


gleeb:
Circus of the Stars, 1953: Kate Hepburn’s trapeze act.

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