Inventing Situations, July-August 2003.




gleeb:
Eventually, Mr. T took them off his house, after being asked once too many what time services were.


gleeb:
The Great and Powerful Jell-O Mold has Spoken!


gleeb:
San Franciscans today filed papers challenging Akron's right to the name "The Rubber City."


gleeb:
After studying the tao, Yogi realized that he need do nothing, and the picky-nic baskets would come to him.


JurassicPork:
"It... it was... Elmer Fudd. (gasp!) Tell Daisy I... love her..."


JurassicPork:
Unbeknownst to even his most ardent admirers, Robert Frost was once assigned to President Kennedy's detail in Dallas on that fateful day.


Darthdemona:
How the world looks to Ozzy Osbourne.


Jay:
Hello... Clarice...


UnReality:
Ironically, the only passengers were algebra students...


JurassicPork:
On account of their size difference, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman still get strange looks.


JurassicPork:
During the depression, some sold pencils, others sold apples. Larry, however, was a pocket pool shark.


JurassicPork:
Unknown to Willy Sutton, he was followed by a private eye and his name was Joe DiMaggio.


Angel_Noir:
The Six Million Dollar Christina Aguillara. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We can make her hotter, sluttier, less able to sing..."


Forkboy:
"I call this relief 'Santa gets bitch slapped into next week'."


JurassicPork:
"Wow. Ted Williams just exposed himself again to the reporters in the press box. You getting this?"


JurassicPork:
"Listen, young man, I've been on this earth for 95 years and I was alive for 93 of them..."


Angel_Noir:
Frank Herbert’s "Homeless of Dune". "Space change, Moadeep?"


gleeb:
When matter and anti-matter managers consult...

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