IS, The Usual Suspects, you know the routine...




gleeb:
And nearly Chief Rat-Trainer of the US (1850-1853)


JurassicPork:
"No, let's have the interview first, THEN we'll see if you're worthy to use the executive washroom."


gleeb:
Folk Music Funerals have never been popular.


JurassicPork:
...for suicidal stockbrokers. Call our realtors for hourly rates.


gleeb:
Everyone viewing this image: stay calm, take your hands off the keyboard, the FBI will be around to arrest you.


LauraPowers:
As Pink Floyd goes out for a smoke, they're struck with a brilliant idea.

JurassicPork:
"Hi. I'm a brick wall. Don't believe what they say. We're actually very good listeners and we're well worth talking to than most people..."


rickubis:
The reproductive organs of the ordinary super-8 projector are one of the marvels of nature.


gleeb:
Before perfecting him, there were many Thomas Dewey prototypes...


JurassicPork:
.oO Shit, Martin Lawrence is holding up traffic *again*?! Oo.

gleeb:
On both sides of the road, they're wondering "Why the Hell do they want to go there?"


JurassicPork:
"...as you can plainly see, when the Sci Fi Channel loses its signal, the ratings skyrocket..."


JurassicPork:
“There it is, sir. Carrottop's career is about to drop off the radar...”


flavio:
"Okay gentlemen, now go out there and get those file sharing bastards! Take no prisoners!!"


JurassicPork:
James Coco then realizes he isn't in the adult movie theater and awkwardly makes his exit...


JurassicPork:
Only at that moment did poet Wallace Stevens discover his pathological dread of dancing, backwards-talking midgets...


jildo:
Five dollahs, soldier boy! Sucky, sucky five dollahs!


Hinermad:
That's right! You can buy ANY Representative, ANY Senator, ANY Federal Judge for only $185 Million! Who says you can't get ahead in a slow economy?


JurassicPork:
Who can forget the famous chariot scene in BEN HUR with Juan Valdez?


Hinermad:
"Bridge, this is the lookout." "What is it, lookout?" "Sir, you might want to come topside and have a look. I think our charts might be off."


JurassicPork:
In WAR OF THE WORLDS II, the humans were victorious over the invaders from the planet Penis after bombarding them with alcohol and Kathy Bates movies...


JurassicPork:
"It says here on your resume that you used to be Victor Mature. Why did you stop doing that?"


JurassicPork:
.oO A cock getting a prick... Boy, if *that* isn't irony... Oo.

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