The Intermittent Adventures of Action Librarian!




JurassicPork:
Meanwhile, back at the Ministry of Hair Tonic and High Pants, a new threat looms in the Dry Look and Hip Huggers...


UnReality:
"Egad! You can see genitals on Marmaduke!"


JurassicPork:
" 'What are (you) wearing?' Is this Stevie Wonder again?"

UnReality:
"No, sir, I'm afraid Action Librarian isn't here right now. And he's more talk than action in some departments, if you know what I mean."


JurassicPork:
Or, if you've had a horribly disfiguring accident, you can enjoy a career as a Willem Dafoe lookalike.


JurassicPork:
"...gniB deredrum I”


JurassicPork:
"Hey, the camera adds twenty pounds, so fuck off, cappers!"

Dante83:
"Hey, you guys see that UFO last night?" "Yeah, 5th one this week. Hey, where's Earl?"


Beckett:
" The transformation into Action Librarian begins!"


JurassicPork:
Meanwhile, back on the planet Pimpstick...


Beckett:
“ Suddenly to Bill's horror, the gates opened, releasing an enraged bull."


gleeb:
How can you tell an old priest? His stole has wear marks.


JurassicPork:
"Dear Editor: I would like to print a minor retraction: I did not defeat Truman for the Presidency..."


gleeb:
Why executioners are always late to dinner: "Damn, I made a noose again!"


144b:
All of the sudden, Sen. Lonnmiss goes into his Rodney Dangerfield impression.


gleeb:
.oO Uh uh. I ain't talkin'. I'm not gonna give ACTION LIBRARIAN an excuse to use the cattle prod. Oo


JurassicPork:
William S. Burroughs in IRONWEED II.


TyranosaurisRex:
Timmy gets his pant leg caught in the bicycle chain and falls into the well because of it. 'Lassie' episode 145.


JurassicPork:
The vampire nation realized only too late that naming their fake Red Cross blood van the "Mass Feeding Unit" wasn't the most discreet name.


terryodude:
When Ted finally found a nice comfortable spot, he realized he had forgotten his hand lotion.


JurassicPork:
We go live now to Charlie SheenCam...


JurassicPork:
"Does anyone have an ace bandage? I sprained my wrist jerking off in my cubicle..."


JurassicPork:
After enrolling in a target shooting class, William S. Burroughs waits for his next mail-order bride.

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