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The world's first microchip, which weighed just 55 pounds.
JurassicPork:
"Hey, this reminds me of a great joke! What did Jesus say to his mother on the cross?"
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"Hey, Al, we're (snicker) out of gas..." "Aw, Earl, you fucking romantic, you!"
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"So you see, son, after even just 20 years of marriage, you start out by losing your rights, then your manhood and, finally, your individuality and your face."
JurassicPork:
Of course, toilets didn't become necessary in bathrooms until after Eisenhower left office and were voted into law by President Kennedy.
JurassicPork:
.oO Why is there a headless chicken in my vanity drawer? Oh, right, that orgy with Alice Cooper last night. Oo.
JurassicPork:
At first, the Enterprise's brigs were posh affairs...
JurassicPork:
Imagine Scottie’s surprise when he aimed for the landing party on the planet and beamed up Heidi Fleiss, instead.
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"If you can chisel Ramses II, then you might have a career in art..."
JurassicPork:
The first music CD was invented by Antony Van Luewenhook in 1672.
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"Hey, Lassie, I got a great one. Let's tell them that I fell in the fucking well again!" "Arf!"
JurassicPork:
Looks like the Moral Majority is having another book appreciation night...
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"Puff Daddy couldn't be here tonight but he's taped this thank you speech from Attica, NY..."
JurassicPork:
He's a pissed off security guard; he's young Don King. Can they ever get along? This fall on CBS, The King and I.
JurassicPork:
"Welcome back to ESPN9's Battle of the Dildos..."
