And the crowd goes wild. Yaaaay.

Inventing Situations, Again, September, 2003.




JurassicPork:
Will is plagued by survivor guilt when Dr. Smith went on a murderous rampage on the Jupiter One and slaughtered everyone but him.


JurassicPork:
"Hello, Dorian Gray..."


JurassicPork:
"Jes' $200 for that there heifer? Well, ya'll can pull my finger...!"

gleeb:
Gordon Jump serves as a target at the 2003 Pro-Am Ring Toss Open.


BStarr13:
Billy was eight when he was a lurp in the Mekong Delta. It would take decades of art therapy to unwind the stress.


JurassicPork:
“Yeah, got it in Chinatown last night. You like it?"


gleeb:
For those who like a challenge at the drive-in.


gleeb:
This water-powered time bomb will take care of those gophers!


JurassicPork:
"Keeping looking, boys. Eventually, a little old lady who has to cross the street will have to show up sooner or later."


JurassicPork:
"Now, Timmy, as you can see, school's a bright, cheerful place. There's nothing be afraid of here!"


JurassicPork:
"Then it's decided: Slouching, chewing gum and passing notes are now punishable by death..."


tinaw:
“Think about it folks -- if our parents *didn't* smoke weed, just how many of us *would* there be around here?”


JurassicPork:
"Miss LaRue, the school board has unanimously decided that you can sit on all our faces, provided it doesn't interfere with our golf schedules."

gleeb:
“Teach the students to reason and judge for themselves? What are you, a commie?”


JurassicPork:
"Uh oh. This isn't auspicious, guys. There's a Greek name on the mailbox! RUN!!"


gleeb:
"How to wrap a bald eagle for mailing"


JurassicPork:
A young Nick Nolte, in the shape of things to come, is having a tough time in driver's ed...


JurassicPork:
Even Shirley Temple was beset with little alter egos, except instead of angels and demons, she had Howie Long on her shoulder.

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