From the Cradle to the Toilet.




JurassicPork:
...SO, YOU HAVEN'T GOT AN HMO SO WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU WHEN YOU SHOULD BE AT THE FREE CLINIC?


Dante83:
"Yes I want the largest vat of KY jelly you have. No... no... Say, do you carry midgets?"


tinaw:
Nyssa23 and DiscoBoy have a webcam follow them so we can all witness the baby's birth.


JurassicPork:
No wonder childbirth is so painful; The baby travels in three different directions on the way out!

Beckett:
"It's easy, kid, you just go down here, to the cervix, and hang a left, can't miss it!"


Beckett:
"That bastard sticks his dick in my house again, I'm grabbin' his nuts!"


JurassicPork:
"Are we there, yet?"

Beckett:
"Nine months trying to get out, the rest of our lives trying to get back in."


JurassicPork:
"Hun, come closer. As soon as I can sit up, you're FUBAR'd. You realize that, don't you?"


JurassicPork:
"Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, congratulations. It's an eight pound, one ounce roll of tube socks."


JurassicPork:
So when he brings out the forceps, a Hoover or a team of anteaters, do not question him. He knows what he's doing.


Rickubis:
What the hell kind of urine test *is* this?


JurassicPork:
"Ow, ow ow. Hey, put the fucking camera down. A little help here?"


144b:
Excuse me if I smell like piss. You know how it is.


JurassicPork:
.oO Fucking George Michael, always leaving his pubic hairs in the sink...Oo.


JurassicPork:
Only at that moment did Barry come to realize that there was a parallel toilet universe built solely for right-handers...


JurassicPork:
...and just to hedge against those sloppy far-sighted midgets...

144b:
And he tapes the gun there for Micheal.


Hinermad:
(Is it just me, or do you other guys have a difficult time washing your testicles in these basins too?)


Dante83:
Maybe he's working on restoring pieces of modern art.


JurassicPork:
.oO Jesus, you make one bad movie like ED... alright, two, including LOST IN SPACE... Oo.

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