Every now and then on Gerson's Inventing Situations, we're taken out of the classroom or military training and are treated to a full-length movie that is invariably a bad one. The only other time I've ever seen this happen was months ago when a Lee Van Cleef movie (MASTER NINJA II, I think it was called) was broadcast on IS. The challenge becomes a bit more intense, as the screengrabs refresh in half the usual sixty seconds. On September 19th, cappers came out of the woodwork like roaches in a suddenly lighted kitchen and lent their considerable talents to capping this movie. The Japanese are more famous for their sushi than their cheese but this hunk of cinematic limberger is right up the alley of Mike or Joel and the 'bots. Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy our riffs aboard the...

First Spaceship on Venus!




JurassicPork:
"Before I order, does anyone want the last chili hot dog? This blind vendor's waiting..."


Agent_Moldy:
Bundy regales Suki with tales of his high school football days.


JurassicPork:
.oO Fucking Caption This... I'm going to GersonK's site... Oo.


Agent_Moldy:
"Sir, what's your assessment of the situation?" "I think if we don't get some smart-alecky Japanese kids in upsetting shorts in here soon, we're all doomed."


JurassicPork:
"...so you'd better stop that sexist attitude or I'll take my subjugation someplace else!"


JurassicPork:
"I'll be damned! That implant *did* work! Lookit that pup tent!”


Dante83:
They're not kidding. Honeycomb IS big!


JurassicPork:
Starring Stephen Biko...


JurassicPork:
.oO Oh, God, I *knew* I shouldn't've had that cabbage tonight... Come on, butt cheeks, do your duty...Oo.


JurassicPork:
"Hi, Dr. Smith's on vacation, so I'll be sabotaging the Jupiter One this week..."


Dante83:
“Now gentlemen, stand back as I microwave the world's largest Hot Pocket.”


JurassicPork:
"Hey, Borgnine, you got any singles I can give her?"


JurassicPork:
Meanwhile, at Tampax's Quality Control lab, a breakthrough is made in winged panty liners...


JurassicPork:
"Dr. Strangelove, what do *you* think?"


MrAtomik:
“Captain, permission to change out of my Teletubbie costume.”


JurassicPork:
"We're going to save Major Tom and if you don't like it, 'maties', you can all suck my Captain's Log."


JurassicPork:
"Be honest... does this uniform make me look like Uncle Fester with a goiter?"


JurassicPork:
"That hose isn't too snug on your penis, is it, Ed? (snicker.)"

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