My first featured capper (I plan to have one irregularly whenever my medication wears off) needs an introduction. If the Louvre and the British Museum had a capper section, this guy would be in a room by himself, which is where you usually find him in real life.

Seriously, my twenty-gun salute is aimed at gleeb, perhaps the most perspicacious, erudite capper on the planet. Perhaps it's no coincidence that he happens to be a librarian. So, enjoy this very small sample from gleeb's genius. Trust me, this won't be the last time you'll see this guy here.

Jurassicpork

The Wild, Wacky World of the Incredible Gleeb!

Capping Heads.

gleeb:
At its heart, Brazil is a cry for do-not-call lists.

gleeb:
After the stroke, her right side quit smoking.

gleeb:
.oO I just hope I can find a can opener. Oo.

gleeb:
...and everyone knows kabuki actors come running for the great taste of sardines.

gleeb:
Don't look so down. There's always private-sector lobbying!.

gleeb:
"Therefore the killer must be....Rokusaburo Michiba!"

gleeb:
...and, a good dismount. The judges have to be pleased with that....

gleeb:
It was a fiasco. Hamlet was played by a bodybuilder, and the prop guy lost the skull.

gleeb:
"Well, this seems to be in order. You can use the toilet now."

gleeb:
" He asked me to the dance! sigh."

gleeb:
"Do you have an attorney on retainer yet?"

gleeb:
"Well, if you don't want to fool around, can you at least help me get the dingy gray out of my clothes?"

gleeb:
"Look, Jehovah, I brought Isaac up here and you said 'just kidding'. No way I'm letting you get your hands on this one..."

gleeb:
Here in Glaxo-Smith-Kline's Contac ride, visitors can find out what happens to those tiny time capsules...

gleeb:
Caution: Transubstantiation Hazard.

gleeb:
The cabbage riots devastated the city...

gleeb:
You can send a message to your former self: "Don't marry her.", "Buy Xerox.", or the popular "Nope, the Cubs still haven't won a series."

gleeb:
You know how they say when Clark Gable appeared without an undershirt in It Happened One Night, undershirt sales plummeted?
Same deal here.

gleeb:
"My God, Tom! You could be killed delivering those groceries!"
"Sorry, but the apron comes with a responsibility."

gleeb:
(off)"On second thought, Honey, I like the mustache."

gleeb:
Desperate to move up socially, she had her pinky surgically, permanently extended.

To look at gleeb's own site click here. You'll note that, like me, he's not shy about putting up his own caps.

gleeb: At its heart, Brazil is a cry for do-not-call lists.	gleeb: After the stroke, her right side quit smoking.	gleeb: .oO I just hope I can find a can opener. Oo.
gleeb: ...and everyone knows kabuki actors come running for the great taste of sardines.	gleeb: Don't look so down. There's always private-sector lobbying!.	gleeb: "Therefore the killer must be....Rokusaburo Michiba!"
gleeb: ...and, a good dismount. The judges have to be pleased with that....	gleeb: It was a fiasco. Hamlet was played by a bodybuilder, and the prop guy lost the skull.	gleeb: "Well, this seems to be in order. You can use the toilet now."
gleeb: " He asked me to the dance! sigh."	gleeb: "Do you have an attorney on retainer yet?"	gleeb: "Well, if you don't want to fool around, can you at least help me get the dingy gray out of my clothes?"
gleeb: "Look, Jehovah, I brought Isaac up here and you said 'just kidding'. No way I'm letting you get your hands on this one..."	gleeb: Here in Glaxo-Smith-Kline's Contac ride, visitors can find out what happens to those tiny time capsules...	gleeb: Caution: Transubstantiation Hazard.
gleeb: The cabbage riots devastated the city...	gleeb: You can send a message to your former self: "Don't marry her.", "Buy Xerox.", or the popular "Nope, the Cubs still haven't won a series."	gleeb: You know how they say when Clark Gable appeared without an undershirt in It Happened One Night, undershirt sales plummeted? Same deal here.
gleeb: "My God, Tom! You could be killed delivering those groceries!" "Sorry, but the apron comes with a responsibility."	gleeb: (off)"On second thought, Honey, I like the mustache."	gleeb: Desperate to move up socially, she had her pinky surgically, permanently extended.

Jurassicpork

The Wild, Wacky World of the Incredible Gleeb!

Go home. It's time for supper.