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“Take me now, Paul, on the day-old bread!” “Okay, but don't blame me if you catch a yeast infection.”
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"Ah, here's the problem. You seem to have a Balkan republic on your colonic wall."
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"Popular, not popular, popular, leper, popular, popular, hideous, geek, popular...."
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I don't give a fuck what Sears & Roebuck says, I did not order a dildo.
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When treated in an inappropriate manner, the female species may sometimes spit a stream of acid into the faces of wouldbe males attempting to mate.
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warning: virgin mary may cause blindness
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Enzo's extensive biographical knowledge of 18th century heads of state has made him very popular.
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"Well, I'm off to perform my duties at the Temple of Anubis. Don't touch that pie, it's for supper."
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"I'm a WAVE." "I'm a WAC." "I'm a WHORE." "What branch of the service is that?" "The oldest one."
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"Oh, there's your problem, sir! You've got Robert DeNiro stuck in your fanbelt..."
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The PP Boys make another prank call. "Hi, Moe's Bar? Could you do me a favor and see if my friend Jenna Talia is there?"
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"Says here you've graduated with a degree in math. Tell me, what's 1+1? *stomp, stomp* very good! you're hired!”
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e-i-e-i-o. Oh the old mac donald song writes itself
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Looking at the number of afterschool students, Mr. Jarret decides that his class 'Sweatshop 101' is going well
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~I'd like to complain about this caged bird. ~What's the problem? ~It doesn't sing. ~Sorry ma'am, but I don't know why the caged bird doesn't sing.
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"Well, you should have listened to Mr. Whipple when he said not to squeeze his Charmin. Should I call an ambulance?"
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Congress Back in Full Swing After Hurricane Scare.
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Well it says here you have absolutely no gag reflex... Your Hired!
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Science marches on in their never ending quest to determine the shelf life of Velveeta.
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In an innovative program, cream corn is sent directly to food drives and skips the grocery stores all together.
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After the unpleasantness, Andronicus' daughter went on to a successful academic career!
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"I think that *was* the last train to Clarksville, Betty."
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"Hmmm, those would look great in the mouths of all my victims."
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What do you think of my combover, sir?
