Name… that… capper!

They come from all different walks of life. They are emergency management workers, librarians, computer geeks and likely one or two of them are also ritualistic serial killers. They have different styles and approach still pictures from different angles. Some use literary references, some use the movies and TV, while others draw from the idiosyncratic well of madness that bubbles just beneath their hair. But one thing unites cappers, aside from the fact that they haven’t much of a personal life and like to waste company time and resources- they love to caption.

Below are fairly recent offerings from two dozen cappers. Some are well-known in the capper community, some are new. Pay close attention to the subtleties and see if you can correctly unite these unadulterated captions with the cappers who wrote them. Then, when you think you know the answers, click on the hyperlink at the bottom of this page and see how perspicacious you really are.




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“Take me now, Paul, on the day-old bread!” “Okay, but don't blame me if you catch a yeast infection.”


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"Ah, here's the problem. You seem to have a Balkan republic on your colonic wall."


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"Popular, not popular, popular, leper, popular, popular, hideous, geek, popular...."


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I don't give a fuck what Sears & Roebuck says, I did not order a dildo.


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When treated in an inappropriate manner, the female species may sometimes spit a stream of acid into the faces of wouldbe males attempting to mate.


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warning: virgin mary may cause blindness


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Enzo's extensive biographical knowledge of 18th century heads of state has made him very popular.


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"Well, I'm off to perform my duties at the Temple of Anubis. Don't touch that pie, it's for supper."


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"I'm a WAVE." "I'm a WAC." "I'm a WHORE." "What branch of the service is that?" "The oldest one."


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"Oh, there's your problem, sir! You've got Robert DeNiro stuck in your fanbelt..."


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The PP Boys make another prank call. "Hi, Moe's Bar? Could you do me a favor and see if my friend Jenna Talia is there?"


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"Says here you've graduated with a degree in math. Tell me, what's 1+1? *stomp, stomp* very good! you're hired!”


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e-i-e-i-o. Oh the old mac donald song writes itself


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Looking at the number of afterschool students, Mr. Jarret decides that his class 'Sweatshop 101' is going well


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~I'd like to complain about this caged bird. ~What's the problem? ~It doesn't sing. ~Sorry ma'am, but I don't know why the caged bird doesn't sing.


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"Well, you should have listened to Mr. Whipple when he said not to squeeze his Charmin. Should I call an ambulance?"


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Congress Back in Full Swing After Hurricane Scare.


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Well it says here you have absolutely no gag reflex... Your Hired!


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Science marches on in their never ending quest to determine the shelf life of Velveeta.


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In an innovative program, cream corn is sent directly to food drives and skips the grocery stores all together.


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After the unpleasantness, Andronicus' daughter went on to a successful academic career!


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"I think that *was* the last train to Clarksville, Betty."


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"Hmmm, those would look great in the mouths of all my victims."


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